January 2009
WatchThe last trick is so hilarious.
worst part about winter
cameronchristopher:
misterdan:
is cleaning the snow off your car. looked out the window, all warm and clean from my nice steamy shower…only to see my car covered in snow. my hair is now frozen and my jeans are soaked…:(
Ah, it’s that last part that used to get me; my buzzed hair is fine now, but when i’d take a shower then walk to class, if I shook my head it made a tinkling noise like tiny...
In 2 days, I'll be in China
… to celebrate Chinese “Niu” Year for the first time since I was 4. Yay!!!… and “Niu” makes the phrase a double entendre b/c “Niu” in Chinese means cow, and it’s the year of the cow…teeeehehehe.
I will sadly be offline for three weeks but will try to post as much as possible! :)
New Tumblr
I like that I can see my ‘liked’ posts.
I miss the simplicity of having one column.
I wish Tumblr had mood dashboards (same saturation but different shades from the standard blue).
Boner Party Diet Advice (In Response To...
bonerparty:
Alright.
Stop what you’re doing, because I’m about to ruin the rhythm and the styles that you’re used to.
Now, we’re not all rich. And we are not all rich women living in Manhattan off of a ton of some venture capitalist money (“my money is going toward some rich girl pooping?”). I’d wager a bet that the kind of person that reads Boner Party is not the kind of person that is...
2 trips to China + 1 home for Christmas = 1 free...
w00t!
Voyeurism & Nudity
Does it matter? The press keeps crying outrage at nudity in public, and voyeurism is defined as a sexual ‘disorder.’ Personally, I don’t care if someone sees me naked. It’s natural. How is a nip slip explicit? We all have nipples, for the most part. And if someone enjoys seeing other naked or fornicating, that’s his/her business. If you don’t want to see...
WatchHistory of Market… made simple.
I hate it when people act like they're 5 years...
Dude, you’re in your 30s… aka, older than me. Act like it!
Best Proposal Ever
emilyposts:
IMDB’s How I Met Your Mother Trivia:
During one episode, Robin freaks out in a restaurant when she mistakenly thinks Ted is proposing to her after she receives a champagne glass with an engagement ring at the bottom. When Ted tells her “That’s not mine”, another gentlemen at the table behind them says “It’s mine”, then proceeds to propose to the woman at his table. The proposal...
I was reminded a couple of days ago of a...
me: err?
boy: your boobs definitely got you into college cuz it wasn't your brains.
me: um... fuck you
it's so cute now how silly he was
so much to do...
since I’ve been laid off. It’s like all of a sudden I have time during the day to do all the things I couldn’t when I was working. Will make updates soon. :)
i've been dying for a good burger... like the one...
being optimistic:
w00t! I get the rest of the year off…
Note:
I know this sounds “non-team player” but I didn’t go to four fucking years of business school to format your presentations… especially if you sent it @EOD wanting it @EOD. I understand it’s nor your fault… I’m just feeling passive aggressive. kthxbye